Wednesday, July 9, 2014

Triangulum Stain: Attack of the Replicating Alien Dildos by Moctezuma Johnson

Welcome back Moctezuma! Last time I reviewed your book of erotic poetry, The Book of Real and Imaginary Girlfriends. You shared with us an original poem, and I hosted an author interview. It's nice to have you back for Triangulum Stain: Attack of the Replicating Alien Dildos!

Science Fiction

The government is on the scene. MIBs have been dispatched. Freak Force Five is on its way in a supersonic jet. Why? There is an agent in the air from a capsule returning from space. It is an extraterrestrial agent that gets into men’s liquid. That's right. When a man ejaculates he creates a monster. Today, in Beaver Lick, Arizona, when a man finishes, he falls into a deep sleep and the liquid stain turns into an living, moving silicone-made sentient Alien Dildo that preys on young women so they can asexually reproduce. Triangulum Stain is a story about how a team of scientists created to stop outbreaks long before this agent lands in Arizona, a few civilians who found themselves in the wrong place at the wrong time, and some super-trained female Women in Black, each with a peculiar and amazing skill. They each try to stop this erotic alien takeover of Earth. Will they survive or will they all be sexed to death? Finding out is a fun thrill-ride. The story is Michael Crichton meets Mika Tan. It is the new one from Moctezuma Johnson.

About the Author:
Call me Moctezuma!

It is rumored that I crawled out of a New Jersey sewer in 1975. Since those chic beginnings I have lived in Kuala Lumpur, Mexico City, Quetzaltenango, Caracas, Hat Yai, Bangkok, Seoul, Hong Kong, and Phnom Penh. I love reading good literature and I love good porn, so my writing mixes the two on the porno-literary tip. Walk down the back alley and see what I have to offer. You will not be disappointed with the deep, emotional filth my mind projectiles onto the page.

My Review:
This erotica has a good sense of humor, enhanced by Moctezuma's rugged writing style! We all know that men have two heads - one above the waist and one below the waist. What would happen if the head below the waist did all of the thinking? Or if the one above the waist was irrelevant? During Triangulum Stain we get to find out! This may be just about one of the only times when a man will cower from a horny woman.

Moctezuma gives his readers a full view of the alien attack by weaving multiple story lines together. He also varies up this short by providing his readers with important information via a couple of different formats. Additionally, I could see Moctezuma's talent with poetry shine through due to the graceful pros within this book.

With all this being said, this is simply a well-written, humorous erotic story, intended for our entertainment!


  1. Thanks, Xtina, for the very kind review. I'm honored as always! I'll be sharing with my groupies in a moment <==3

    By the way, I give your review two dicks up. (feel free to use the dicks up or down system in future posts on this blog. It works as such:
    Two dicks up is a 5-star review
    One dick up is a 4-star review
    No dicks up or down is 3 stars
    One dick down (or flaccid, or limp) is a 2-star review
    Two dicks down (or impotent) is a 1-star review

    I thought you may want to adopt this although I guess it's a little weird for a woman to use this system, anyway)

    1. Awe - thanks so much, I really appreciate it!!

      hehe I LOVE your rating scale!! How creative and unique!! I don't think that ratings are beneficial to the mission of this blog, but I still love your rating scale ;)

  2. I love every filthy minute of Moctezuma's porn books!

  3. MJ's books are very relevant for fans out there wanting to read gripping erotica stories.

  4. Another great hardcore erotica book.

    1. Yes, all my groupies are out! Now where is my muse? Hope she comments too!! Where is E?

  5. This is a really fun book that made me laugh out loud. I'm glad Amazon has it free cause it's really a good way for readers to get to know Moctezuma Johnson's brand of smut.

    Great read!